He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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