This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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