why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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