Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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