I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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