just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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