Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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