is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Can you bring me the toilet please
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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