Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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