I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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