she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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