I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Randomize
