Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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