oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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