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I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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