i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
