It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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