grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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