Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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