i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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