what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Will exercising make me less horny?
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