She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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