remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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