I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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