i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
