Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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