Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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