i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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