Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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