I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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