idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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