If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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