Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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