she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
