I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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