There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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