So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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