i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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