Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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