doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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