I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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