I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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