i jhust puked up my retainher.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
