you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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