who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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