This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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