is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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