whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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