Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
