He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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