Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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