You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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