Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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