We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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