i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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